Ugh summer is ending and I hate it :-( I just need like 1 more week of summer vacation and I will be straight. I was told my classes would be on the student portal for my school but I can't seem to go on mine, but my brother and sister can and that sucks for me because now I got to wait when school starts to know all my classes I will be taking. I would at least try my best to focus on my grades and make an effort since this would be my junior year. I got to wake up early again and do classwork and plus homework which is everything that I hate, but just got to deal with it and hope for the best. I Hope there would be no drama this school year.... What am I saying well there would be some type of drama anyway I think. Junior year here I come let the school year begin.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Read and test your mind lol
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this really carefully
She was at the dentist and
it's not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!!
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this really carefully
She was at the dentist and
it's not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
A Poem I found on the internet, Is this poem even funny?
Mr. Jones' and his Wife
Let me tell you 'bout Jones (a guy not so bad),
his attractive blond wife, and the problem they had.
Now Jones was quite small, he weighed one-seventeen,
and was meek as a fellow as you've ever seen.
But his wife was a full six foot three in her hat,
almost two hundred pounds and not an ounce of it fat,
With an aggressive demeanor to match her appearance,
from her husband she demanded complete, full adherence.
Now, to all of his friends Mr. Jones would complain,
that life with his wife would soon drive him insane.
"She's always riding me hard..." he would say.
They figured that meant she was nagging him some way,
Or scolding him for all the money he spent,
but it seems his complaint was more literally meant.
Yes, she'd ride him from the moment they got into bed,
'till early next morning, for all the days they'd been wed
She'd ride him all night, she was always on top,
- either forwards or backwards - but always non-stop.
Oh, she'd cat nap every so often, but then,
she'd straddle poor Jones and then ride him again.
And it seemed that Jones' tensions would not likely cease,
for whenever he was close to climactic release,
His strong wife would slap him and loudly shout, "NO!
I've got five or six more orgasms to go!
And I don't want your critical part going limp.
So c'mon, have some self-control, ya big wimp!"
But then, every morning, though his wife was quite sated,
poor Jones would lie there completely frustrated.
For years he went on, very ungratified,
but then, a new outlet was discovered and tried.
Yes, he set many records down at the sperm bank's,
he could get half a pint with just one little yank,
with no girlie pictures or videos used,
and none of his donations were ever refused.
Yes, he'd found his new calling in life, it appears.
Mr. Jones was the banks biggest donor in years!
Let me tell you 'bout Jones (a guy not so bad),
his attractive blond wife, and the problem they had.
Now Jones was quite small, he weighed one-seventeen,
and was meek as a fellow as you've ever seen.
But his wife was a full six foot three in her hat,
almost two hundred pounds and not an ounce of it fat,
With an aggressive demeanor to match her appearance,
from her husband she demanded complete, full adherence.
Now, to all of his friends Mr. Jones would complain,
that life with his wife would soon drive him insane.
"She's always riding me hard..." he would say.
They figured that meant she was nagging him some way,
Or scolding him for all the money he spent,
but it seems his complaint was more literally meant.
Yes, she'd ride him from the moment they got into bed,
'till early next morning, for all the days they'd been wed
She'd ride him all night, she was always on top,
- either forwards or backwards - but always non-stop.
Oh, she'd cat nap every so often, but then,
she'd straddle poor Jones and then ride him again.
And it seemed that Jones' tensions would not likely cease,
for whenever he was close to climactic release,
His strong wife would slap him and loudly shout, "NO!
I've got five or six more orgasms to go!
And I don't want your critical part going limp.
So c'mon, have some self-control, ya big wimp!"
But then, every morning, though his wife was quite sated,
poor Jones would lie there completely frustrated.
For years he went on, very ungratified,
but then, a new outlet was discovered and tried.
Yes, he set many records down at the sperm bank's,
he could get half a pint with just one little yank,
with no girlie pictures or videos used,
and none of his donations were ever refused.
Yes, he'd found his new calling in life, it appears.
Mr. Jones was the banks biggest donor in years!
Friday, July 23, 2010
Wrong Decisions
Some girls and guys get tattoos on their body with their lover name and I think that it's not necessary to get a tattoo with your boyfriend or girlfriend name on your body. I knew this girl who had a tattoo of her boyfriend name and i said "why would you have your boyfriend name tattooed on your body?" and her answer was because "i love him and he's my everything". Well what I'm thinking is that what would happen if the relationship didn't last long what would the person do know? When they look at their body now they will have a tattoo of their ex name and soon later on they might regret getting the tattoo on their body. The tattoo will always remind them of the past. Yea you can remove it but it can be painful, leave some unwanted marks and might cost alot money to remove. It's not worth getting a tattoo of your boyfriend or girlfriend name because you can't predict the future. Getting a tattoo of your boyfriend or girlfriend name might some day become your ex.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Relationships
Relationships can be hard and some can be easy, during my past relationship I went out with this guy that I thought that was kinda amazing but i thought wrong. During the the relationship he started being sweet and saying all those romantic stuff, but what I hated from him was that he always use to say how we're going to be together forever and how we're going to have kids and stuff Like that. I always said shut up because you can't plan the future or know wants gonna happen. He was always cheap he never gave me nothing not even a damn rose or teddy bear we had went out for 11 months, close to a year and he haven't give me anything. Of course we broken up I'm not trying to be mean but when we broken up it was like what ever because to me he was their just to be there he never tried to put any effort to do anything. We haven't talk since I tried to be friends with him but that was not working for me because with him there is some type of drama. My relationship with him was one of the worse experience ever.Gosh Relationships really can be tough but hey I got through it and now in a better relationship with a guy then the guy I dated before.
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