Summer is ending

Ugh summer is ending and I hate it :-( I just need like 1 more week of summer vacation and I will be straight. I was told my classes would be on the student portal for my school but I can't seem to go on mine, but my brother and sister can and that sucks for me because now I got to wait when school starts to know all my classes I will  be taking. I would at least try my best to focus on my grades and make an  effort  since this would be my junior year. I got to wake up early again and do classwork and plus homework which is everything that I hate, but just got to deal with it and hope for the best. I Hope there would be no drama this school year.... What am I saying well there would be some type of drama anyway I think.  Junior year here  I come let the school year begin.                   

THIS IS WHAT I CALL CHEAP LOL

Shawty is a Man (Shawty is a Ten Remix)

Read and test your mind lol

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he

"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,

I've not had this before.

My friend has had it five times

And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes

It was hurting quite a bit now

It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered

"His face filled with a grin

"Try and open wider

So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered

"I know" she cried in bliss

Feeling it deep within her now

She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort

She gave a frightened shout

He gripped it in anguish

And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended

Sighed and gave a smile

She said "I'm glad I came now

You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this really carefully

She was at the dentist and

it's not what you imagined

It's just your dirty mind!!!

A Poem I found on the internet, Is this poem even funny?

Mr. Jones' and his Wife


Let me tell you 'bout Jones (a guy not so bad),

his attractive blond wife, and the problem they had.

Now Jones was quite small, he weighed one-seventeen,

and was meek as a fellow as you've ever seen.

But his wife was a full six foot three in her hat,

almost two hundred pounds and not an ounce of it fat,

With an aggressive demeanor to match her appearance,

from her husband she demanded complete, full adherence.

Now, to all of his friends Mr. Jones would complain,

that life with his wife would soon drive him insane.

"She's always riding me hard..." he would say.

They figured that meant she was nagging him some way,

Or scolding him for all the money he spent,

but it seems his complaint was more literally meant.

Yes, she'd ride him from the moment they got into bed,

'till early next morning, for all the days they'd been wed

She'd ride him all night, she was always on top,

- either forwards or backwards - but always non-stop.

Oh, she'd cat nap every so often, but then,

she'd straddle poor Jones and then ride him again.

And it seemed that Jones' tensions would not likely cease,

for whenever he was close to climactic release,

His strong wife would slap him and loudly shout, "NO!

I've got five or six more orgasms to go!

And I don't want your critical part going limp.

So c'mon, have some self-control, ya big wimp!"

But then, every morning, though his wife was quite sated,

poor Jones would lie there completely frustrated.

For years he went on, very ungratified,

but then, a new outlet was discovered and tried.

Yes, he set many records down at the sperm bank's,

he could get half a pint with just one little yank,

with no girlie pictures or videos used,

and none of his donations were ever refused.

Yes, he'd found his new calling in life, it appears.

Mr. Jones was the banks biggest donor in years!

Wrong Decisions

Some girls and guys get tattoos on their body with their lover name and I think that it's not necessary to get a tattoo with your boyfriend or girlfriend name on your body. I knew this girl who had a tattoo of her boyfriend name and i said "why would you have your boyfriend name tattooed on your body?" and her answer was because "i love him and he's my everything". Well what I'm thinking is that what would happen if the relationship didn't last long what would the person do know? When they look at their body now they will have a tattoo of their ex name and soon later on they might regret getting the tattoo on their body. The tattoo will always remind them of the past. Yea you can remove it but it can be painful, leave some unwanted marks and might cost alot money to remove. It's not worth getting a tattoo of your boyfriend or girlfriend name because you can't predict the future. Getting a tattoo of your boyfriend or girlfriend name might some day become your ex.

Relationships

Relationships can be hard and some can be easy, during my past relationship I went out with this guy that I thought that was kinda amazing but i thought wrong. During the the relationship he started being sweet and saying all those romantic stuff, but what I hated from him was that he always use to say how we're going to be together forever and how we're going to have kids and stuff Like that. I always said shut up because you can't plan the future or know wants gonna happen. He was always cheap he never gave me nothing not even a damn rose or teddy bear we had went out for 11 months, close to a year and he haven't give me anything. Of course we broken up I'm not trying to be mean but when we broken up it was like what ever because to me he was their just to be there he never tried to put any effort to do anything. We haven't talk since I tried to be friends with him but that was not working for me because with him there is some type of drama. My relationship with him was one of the worse experience ever.Gosh Relationships really can be tough but hey I got through it and now in a better relationship with a guy then the guy I dated before.

summer!!!!!!

Finally school is over no more worrying about grades or getting up for school early, which I hate. Time to lay back and relax and be lazy, since school had started I was counting the days for it to be over now that it is I'm so happy. Time to go out with my family and have the time of life. Who wouldn't be happy that the day as come that school is over come on who wouldn't be glad. Summer means to have fun but people who have summer school I fell sorry for y'all because its like school all over again. The only thing I dislike about summer is that its going to be SO hot but I am not going to complain because i got A.C at my house so I'm straight. But unfortunately i will be bored of summer and wish school will open but I will try to make the fun last longer.

Essay On Toy Guns

Statistics shows that 50% of children who grow up playing with toy guns obtain a felony conviction by age of 22. Parents who let their children play with toy guns thinks its OK. Parents should not allow their children to play with toy guns. The reason why is because doing so exposes the children to violence. Also toy guns can be dangerous.

To begin with, it is not wise for children to play with toy guns because it promotes to violence for example, 40% of the children who play with toy guns get involve with violence. Getting involved with violence will get them to join gangs. It will also increase more violence,would you want your kids to get into violence? we already have violence in our neighbor- hoods, letting kids play with toy guns might just influence them to get involve with violence. So in that case parents should not allow kids play with toy guns.

In addition to promoting violence, parents should not promote toy guns use because of these significant dangers involve in doing so for example, 70 out of 100 kids who play with toy guns get hurt by them like b.b guns, paint ball guns and etc. So do you want your kids to get hurt by a toy guns each and every day when they play with it ? parents not allowing your children to play with toy guns might just prevent your child 1 step away from danger. So it is not wise for parents allowing your kids play toy gun.

To sum it up children are in great risk when they are promoting to play with toys guns increases violent behavior. These are the facts why parents or guardians should not allow children to play with toy guns. First parents who let their kids to play with toy guns think it's not hazardous and will cause no harmful damage but what you don't know it can cause so much danger in your child's safety.Second it can even influence them to comet crimes when they get older.

Clueless Guys

Have you meant a guy that doesn't even get that you're not even interested in him one bit even thought you give all the signs? Well that happened to me before. Some guys can never get it, what makes them think just because you had talk to them like two times or three and suddenly they have this dumb ass feeling or idea that you have this thing for them. That really piss me off even though you give them the face expression saying "get out hell out my face "or "why they hell you here" they always f**kin come back. Gosh guys what do we have to do to make some of y'all notice that we are not interested.

Secrets

Secrets are sometimes so juicy that you can not keep it to yourself so people tell their other friends. But in high school secrets are never kept there is at least one person in the school that knows your secret you may not know it but it could be the truth. Some secrets are so juicy you cant not even help it but tell people and see their reaction to it. Secrets are meant to be kept between your friend and you when they tell you that's why its called a secret duh. But if your secret is really juicy do yourself a favor keep to yourself because do not expect that its not going to be around the school. Especially when the secret is something you did and shouldn't be doing in the first place.

Mother's day Poem

The kindest face I'll ever see

The kindest voice I'll ever hear.

The one who cares for me the most

is you, the one i care for and love the most.

All through the year

I try to do the things that show how

much I'm glad that you're still here

So I am so happy to say to you is that HAPPY MOTHER'S

DAY MOM!!!!!!

Life Changing Momment

My changing moment is finding out that grandfather had died. The reason why is because it had made me sad for a long time. My grandfather was the closest person to me and when i had found out he had died it was a shocker to me. I couldn't sleep at all after his death i had no reason to cry to myself because i knew he was never going to come back. I had got over when he die like for a month when i was in 6 grade. I knew that getting sad that he died for a long time and not getting over was not healthy for me.

Superpower

The superpower i would like to have is to be able to freeze time or other people. For example, If I wanted to get answers from someones paper during a big test or cheat myself by having the answers in my bag but couldn't take it out because the teacher is right in front of me i would just use my powers and freeze time and the people. I can also use my powers on my mom like if she said i couldn't go somewhere that i wanted to go i can just use my powers and freeze her then go out with my friends and hang out. Then come back anytime then when I come back home I just un freeze her and pretend nothing happened. My life would be so much easier if I had that superpower.Also my life will be incredible and so cool.

Most Favorite Song

My favorite song is Drop the world by Lil Wayne. The reason why is because the rap song is so intense to me and has this aggressive type of felling towards the rap music he made with Eminem. My favorite line/verse in this rap is when Lil Wayne says "I got ice in my veins blood in my eyes hate in my heart, love in my mind I seen nights full of pain, days of the same. You keep the sunshine, save me the rain. I searched but never find, hurt but never cry". This rap song releases all the hate I have towards others and also stress. I liked this rap song since I heard it the first time and ever since it had been my favorite.No matter how mad i get I just take out my i-pod and put on my head phones and listen to that rap song it makes my stress go away.

Violent Witness

The last Violence I seen was when i was walking home. It all started when school was over and i had to to take the metro bus to get home. When i had got of the metro bus I had walked through Oak Grove Park, has i walk through the park i saw a bunch of of girls jumping this one girl. I guess the girl they was jumping had some kind of problem with them or had talked behind their backs. The girl was badly hurt, she had cuts almost every were and some of her hair came off which was weave. Has they finished jumping her they had got their last hit by stomping on her.When they was done they ran and one of the securities of the park came and saw what happened and helped the girl that was badly hurt get up. As i continued to walked home i wounder she must of did something really bad to get jump by five girls. That was the last violence i had witness and i think it wont be the last.